Head O State Obama Dildo – Head O State Obama Dildo
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I’d like to thank Sex Toys for the opportunity to review the new Obama dildo. You may not have heard about it before, but you have now. Whether you regard it as an interestingly shaped toy to be used and enjoyed, or as a funny piece of Obama memorabilia to be used as a conversation piece atop your coffee table, this toy is definitely worth a second look. Mr. Obama is 7 1/2 inches tall and nearly two inches in diameter, and he comes in two colors, Democratic Blue and Presidential Gold.
I happened across the Obama dildo one day while he giving a speech to a colorful crowd that had gathered. He has a good head on his shoulders, attractive features and a snazzy suit. Standing tall, you could feel the energy that his words brought to those in attendance. People leapt to their feet and flared bases, waving their home made signs, applauding and chanting their catch-phrases; “GOBAMA,” and “Yes, we can! (orgasm).” This is a new era of responsibility for your own pleasure. No one is just going to give you all the orgasms you could ever want, you need to be responsible for your own orgasms. You need to make yourself feel good, and not rely on others to make it happen. ‘Yes, we can!’ the crowd echoed; the time has come to cum, and those in attendance have bravely risen to the occasion.
As sometimes happens when political figures come and talk to smaller communities, Mr. Obama was asked to pose for a picture holding Lily, Ella’s baby. Whether for good luck or bragging rights, this proud mom is tickled to have this picture of her daughter held by the most influential dildo the nation has seen in years. Certainly impressive, Mr. Obama holds Lily seemingly without the use of hands! It seems he’s picked up some tricks on the campaign trail.
Now, let’s get serious about this. What we have here is a dildo shaped like a political figure; our current president. I agree with you, it’s pretty inappropriate and probably in poor taste, but it’s SO FUNNY. You ask “how could you?” I ask “How could I not have?” I simply couldn’t resist. I’ve always said, I’ll try anything that I find amusing.
It should be noted that this toy is made in the USA! Also, it’s made from TPR, or thermoplastic rubber, which is pthalate free. TPR may well be pthalate free, but let me say that the Obama dildo smells really chemically. TPR is porous, which means it cannot be fully disinfected, so you should use a condom when playing with Mr. Obama, both to reduce bacteria buildup on the toy and to keep potential chemicals from getting into your body. It’s important to remember that if a toy smells bad, there’s a chemical seeping out of it.
I’ll have you know that I did actually try this toy out. Yes, I tried it. I don’t know if this means I have no morals, or that I’m actually a godless heathen, but I tried it and I liked it. It felt good, and it was nice and girthy, but I can’t say I’ll be using it again any time soon. It was a little disturbing to use, and I had to really focus on NOT thinking about Obama while I used it, which was challenging.
So that brings us to the end of this review. I approve of this dildo because it’s funny, if a bit horrifying. I have always had this thing about dildos personified, and the white boards near my dorm room always had some kind of creepy personified penis walking about on its balls, so it only follows that I should review a dildo like this one. If you want something to traumatize your friends with, to display on your bookshelf, or to use despite your modest sensibilities, then this might just be the dildo for you. Just thank the powers that be that no one ever made a Bush dildo.
Choose the perfect dildo
Huge dildos, realistic dildos, limp dildos, jelly dildos, French dildos,
barrel dildos, mega dong dildos, vibrating dildos, metal dildos. Whatever you want, we’re packing it!
Want the perfect penis but not necessarily the man it’s attached to? Then dildos are the way to go. They may be one of the simplest sex toys on the market, but with a little imagination you can work yourself into a lather in no time!
If you’re all about the thrust rather than relying on a battery-operated vibe to do the work for you, dildos will give your technique a thorough workout. But before you get down with your dildo, think about the material you want, the size and girth you prefer and any ’special features’ such as ribbed or contoured dildos.
Size matters
When purchasing your first dildo, it’s probably best to go for a small, smooth dildo to get used to handling and thrusting it. The Heavy Metal 5-inch dildo is an ideal introduction to the world of dildos, with its smooth and sleek shaft that feels incredible when chilled in the fridge for 10 minutes before use. It also features a ribbed handle for a better grip.
You should also bear in mind that when you start off using dildos, it’s probably best to stick with those of average girth until you become accustomed to the wider dildos. Most dildos range in girth from 1-3 inches, or in some cases much more, but an acrylic dildo such as the Crystal Lover provides a sensual amount that won’t make you feel uncomfortable.
If, on the other hand, you want your dildo as fat and long as they come, the 3 Bangs For Your Butt Mega Dildo stands proud at 11.5-inches and the Homo Gigantus Giant Dildo lives up to its name at 15 inches, while the Fat Man Mega Dong is as wide as they come.
Why not take a look at our size guide, which will let you compare and contrast between a number of our more popular vibrators but will also give you an idea of relative size in the dildo world.
Different strokes for different folks
Finishes, materials and contours make a massive difference to the results delivered by your dildo. The Man In A Barrel large dildo, for example, not only weighs in at a sizeable 8.5 inches but has a moulded head for initial vaginal stimulation followed by a fat ‘barrel’ to satisfy you deep down.
Smooth, metal or glass dildos are perfect for beginners or for those who like uncomplicated, sleek dildo sex, but why not go that little bit further with a realistic dildo? If you’ve fantasised about being pummeled by a well-hung porn star, check out the Jeff Stryker dildo. This erect cock dildo was modeled on the man himself and sports a striking 10 inches.
Maybe the idea of a plastic, acrylic or silicone dildo puts you off? Well, the Cyberskin Realistic 8-inch Cock feels so damn good that you probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference if your eyes were closed and your dildo-fest was being controlled by someone else. And if it’s something cushioned you’re after, bounce around on the Single Dildo Pleasure Pillow and thrust away without damaging your naughty bits.
The right dildo shape for you
We’ve talked about how smooth dildos make for sleek, simple penetration and how realistic dils do the business in place of a real cock, but what if you want something a bit more erotic? Curved dildos are the real deal when it comes to hitting your G-spot bang on. Because of their angled heads, these clever dildos get to your sweet spot in double-quick time.
But if you yearn for some rigorous shaft action for your vaginal walls, choose a fat dildo with a wider mid-section, such as the Tantus Diva Silicone Dildo, for pleasure in all the right places. Also, twisted, contoured or ’special feature’ dildos, such as the Love Labs Two-Way Clear Glass Dildo or Double Juicer Double Dong – for partner play or solo fun in both holes – will satiate your wildest dildo fantasies.
Don’t forget the lube!
Simple as they may be to use, you should never play with a dildo, however big or small, unless you’re well lubed-up. We love dildo-friendly lubricants, such as ID Pleasure Lube and Aquaglide Original Lubricant, so lather up and get thrusting!
Purr Dildo Review – Sex Toy
This is the Purr Dildo. Why it’s called the Purr and not something like Corrugated or Bumpy Ride, I’m not sure. It’s not fuzzy, nor does it have cute little cat ears…I guess it’s maybe called that because it’s supposed to make the user(s) purr when used on them?
I have a fair amount of dildos. I mean, I’m not like queen of them or anything, but I’m rocking (if you count double ended dildos) a dozen or more silicone ones (again, not counting wood, marble, ceramic, steel, glass, etc). I’ve even tried (and still own, in som
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e cases) a variety of dildos from Tantus (who makes the Purr), including Buzz 1, the Niagara and the Goddess.
I like Tantus toys in general. They’re high quality, well made, and you know they’ll last. Like all 100% medical grade silicone toys, you can either just clean them, or sterilize them by a) boiling them for 3 minutes, b) running them on the dishwasher on the top shelf with no soap, or c) wiping them down with a 10% bleach solution. Ergo, they’re all great for sharing. I also like that the majority of their toys (including all the ones I’ve tried) have a bullet vibe for the base. This is always a nice bonus, although sometimes annoying when used in a harness, as they occasionally turn on and off as you fuck.
Another thing the Purr has in common with other Tantus dildos I’ve tried is that the base, while officially “harness/strap-on compatible” is really small. Like, depending on your harness and O-ring choices, can possibly pull out of the harness in the middle of sex. Which can be awkward…and yes, I know I’m awkward, but that’s just like extreme and preventable awkwardness. Forethought on your sex toys is always important.
And now to the specific Purr. It’s a good dildo for solo play…I wasn’t sure how I was going to like the texture that reminded me of a cross between your average play thing and the inside of a soup can. Regardless, it worked. It worked very well. I played with it both with and without the vibe, and I cannot tell a lie; the ridges feel NOICE (that’s nice, with a heavy emphasis, for those who missed it). Especially while doing kegels. Mmmm. It’s also great for fucking other people while holding it, and then asking them to tighten their PC muscles as you fuck them.
It’s a pretty good size that most people will like, although of course size queens and those looking for a small toy might feel a bit left out. It only comes in purple (edit: I’ve only ever seen it in purple – anyone find other colors?), which means that those who like black/vanilla/chocolate/caramel colored toys are out of luck.
All and all, a great toy for solo play, and also for non-harness partner play. The ridges really are lovely, as unsure as I was about them in advance. I’d give it 3 stars for partner play over all (including harness stuff), and 4 for solo play/as a dildo. Definitely work checking out, especially if you want a good quality silicone dildo for a decent price.
Click here to get your own Purr dildo and to purr to your heart’s content.
Buy Your Teen Daughter’s First Vibrator, Says Oprah’s Sexpert
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Quick disclosure, sex talk has never been taboo in my house. For my 22-year-old sister’s Christmas present, my dad and stepmom bought her a dildo. As my sister limply grasped the 10-inch tower of giggling, Fire Engine Red rubberized flesh, my dad sincerely said, “You haven’t dated in awhile. We thought you’d need one.”
So, onto the topic of sex talks and your kids. Some people, like Oprah’s gal pal Gayle, think girls get too much sex info these days. O’s on-call sex expert, Dr. Laura Berman, (couldn’t we all use an on-call sex expert?) says the more info the better. For example, says Dr. Berman, get that girl a vibrator.
Yeah, this freaks parents out, but Berman asserts it’s important for a girl to understand her own body. When you put it that away, is she wrong?
Choosing a vibrator
Buying that first vibrator is a vital step towards sexual enlightenment. Forget the taboos, the social faux pas’ and uncomfortable discussions you’ve heard; allow yourself to explore your sexuality in your own time. Learning about yourself has never been so much fun, there are plenty of products on the market to buy so choosing one has never been more difficult.
Why a vibrator?
Increasing blood circulation is what makes vibrators feel so good, whether that’s on your neck, on your clitoris or on your partners penis. They come in just about every shape, size and colour you can think of, some offer just about every kind of stimulation you could imagine while others are small and discreet. Give them a try, there’s loads of fun to be had?
Rabbit vibrators appeared on the market around a decade or so ago during a time when there was an increased demand for female sex toys. They went mainstream when a rabbit vibrator was featured in an episode of Sex and thwhen a rabbit vibrator was featured in an episode of Sex and the City, but what exactly are they?
A rabbit vibrator is a vibrating dildo with an additional attachment designed to stimulate your clitoris. The rabbit ear like clitoral stimulators inspired their strange name. They’re loaded with just about every option you can imagine, some wiggle back and forth, others have texture giving ball bearings that spin around and others have more speed settings than a formula one car.
So which to choose?
You can’t go wrong really, whatever you buy is going to be fun and interesting in some way. Why not make your first purchase a pink rabbit vibrator, they’re a good place to start if you’ve never had one before. They’ve come a long way in 10 years so get yourself at the cutting edge of rabbit technology and take home the waterproof rabbit vibrator, you can use it in the bath, in the shower, at the sea or in a swimming pool. It’s the action man of vibrators that can take anything you can throw at it, so if you’re likely to be getting adventurous, a waterproof option is probably a good idea.
A rampant rabbit might be a little full on if you don’t yet own a dildo but as they say, jumping in at the deep end is always good practise. You’ve got to be able to walk before you run.
Enchantress 6 inch Vibrator
I chanced upon this baby one evening when I was in the mood for something new and different. After perusing the aisles for what seemed an eternity, I finally talked myself into buying it. Needless to say, the size was a little daunting, but I did not let that discourage me.
I bought this toy to use with my partner, but I was nervous to show it to him. I didn’t want him to feel offended. But come on, who in Gods name is really that BIG.
I don’t recommend this for anyone new to the vibrator world. It is 2 inches wide, people! Once your ready, I suggest lots of foreplay and plenty of lube.
I did make one adjustment to it though. I cut off the balls. Not because Lorena Bobbit is my hero, but because they were distracting. Something about pink, rubbery balls is just a turn-off. But, it’s your choice if you want to keep them on or not. One other thing to mention is that the material it was made of was not soft. If you like it firm, this is for you.
I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It
The song “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry has become very popular. We’ve all heard it and maybe even sung the song while listening to it in our car. Some of the words go like this:
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
So is kissing a girl really that good? Hell yeah! And any woman who has kissed a girl will tell you the same. Men when they kiss try to smother you. True there are some good guy kissers but they all are well…firm, rough. That can be good but not all the time.
Now when a girl kisses you it’s very tender. Very soft. I would say it’s very sensual. And having another pair of breasts push against your does add to it as well.
Now a lot of women have kissed a girl but most of the time they did it when they were drunk. They should try it sober. Big difference.
So now the big the big question. Just because a girl kisses another girl does it mean she’s a lesbian or that she’s bisexual. Especially if she likes it? No it doesn’t. I would say most of the time a girl will kiss another girl on a dare or when drunk. But that’s it. They go home to their guy. That’s as far as it will ever go. But in my opinion a girl doesn’t have to sleep or even kiss another girl to be bisexual.
Bisexuality refers to sexual behavior with or physical attraction to people of both genders (male and female). So it only involves having an attraction to both sexes. A lot of woman always wonders what it would be like to make love to anther woman. To me that means your bisexual. So what if you don’t act upon it. It’s your choice either way. Maybe your scared.
As the song says, It felt so wrong, it felt so right. I think it feels wrong because of what other people want you to feel or the way you were brought up. Be when it comes down to it. It feels so right.
Personally I love kissing girls. Girls will always be much more tender and sensual. Sorry guys. But I go both ways. I’m bi. But the best kisser will always be the one I’m dating at the moment. Guy or girl.
So all you girls out there. Kiss a girl. At least once in your life. I guarantee you will like it.
The Strap-on+Vibrator = Orgasm!
Rabbit Pearl Strap On
The strap-on. What can I say. It’s a dildo with a strap. It was invented for girls like me who want to know how it is to fuck another girls. Let me tell you they are great. The sensation of just moving and pounding against a sexy women is very addicting. Now I know why guys like it so much. But let me tell you guys. There is one thing you can’t offer a women as you fuck away. That’s having a pair of hot tit’s rub agaisnst her’s as she’s being fucked. But don’t worry guys. Us bi-sexual girls still need you.
I searched for the origin of strap-on dildo’s but it’s hard to find. It was a very taboo subject but they can be dated back to ancient Asia and even Greece. But those were just single dildos and not a strap-on dildo. But this blog is not about a simple strap-on. Some great person decided to combine the vibrator and the strap-on together. Not just the straight forward vibrator mind you but the rabbit vibrator.
This thing feels great! It feels great wearing it but most of all it feels great getting it. Like all strap-on’s it takes a little work to get on but a little more so to move the controller around. But once you get going all is fine. Now I’ve gilrs and guys do me holding a rabbit vibrator. That was great don’t get me wrong but when one of my girls put it on and did me it was ectasy! To feel her tits against mine at the same time was great. I highly recommend you get one. Vx Sex Toys sells the model I got. Buy it here. They also sell different strap-on vibrators but this is the one I liked. It’s not a bad price as well.
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The Sex Machine, or who needs a man anyway?
Ride the ball all the way to orgasm with this Remote Controlled Fucking Machine, designed to give you hands-free stimulation and pleasurable sensations. To operate just plug in the machine and use the included remote to operate the thrust of the flexible jelly cock. The buttons on the remote give you the opportunity to increase the speed from 1stroke per second all the way to a stunning 8 strokes per second. With that much power and drive, you’ll find yourself coming again and again.
This machine is ideal whether you want to ride it up your throbbing vagina or probing inside your awaiting anus. Whatever your pleasure, this Fucking Machine will take care of you and your sexual desires.
Comes attached to a convenient handle for easy transport and storage.
The cock is contoured and shaped to feel like an actual flexible, erect shaft.
The dick measures 5.25″ of actual insertable length.
There are 8 possible speeds with this device: 1 (1.4 strokes/sec), 2 (2.4 strokes/sec), 3 (3.6 strokes/sec), 4 (4.4 strokes/sec), 5 (5.3 strokes/sec), 6 (6.0 strokes/sec), 7 (7.1 strokes/sec) and 8 (8.2 strokes/sec). The complete range is available through the included wireless remote control unit.
The wireless remote control unit has four buttons: A (increase speed), B (decrease speed), C (None), D (start/stop).
